It's rude to ask questions you know the answers to..
You have a lovely dress. May I ask who made such a fine material such as that? It's so elegant and befitting for someone such as yourself.

Why, thank you! I can’t quite remember. I’ll fetch somebody to find out.

FUCK U

I’d much rather you didn’t.

Do you ever torture people?

Maybe this is your fate.

Has the natural order of wonderland returned, or does Alice have her little episodes now and then

It has returned for the most part, but there are still some outbreaks.

Have you ever caught one of your guards doing something "Naughty"?

Describe naughty.

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.

I don’t quite understand how to answer.

What's your weapon of choice?

You believe I do the work myself? Ha! Pitied fool!

I'm just curious to know if they were still alive or dead

Is whom?

Is there anything you don't hate and want to cut its head off?

Of course! Not my Cards!

What happened to your parents?

Why do you inquire such a thing?

Don't you think it was a bit much to yell at Alice and make her cry

It may. But sometimes it’s in order!

I mustache u a question, but im shaving it for later.

Rather clever of you, but not clever enough.

do you know who ate all the donuts?

I do not.

Have you ever had any of the Duchess pig snouts

I do believe I have! Many years ago, it was.

How is babby formed?

I must inquire what a babby is, first!